Archive for the 'People Observation' Category

Your Ultimate Personal Bablefish

Wednesday, July 20th, 2005

Whether you’re a guy or a girl you can never underestimate the value of a “translator”. These wonderful and truly gifted people make your life a hell of a lot more easy and can help explain to you the secrets of the opposite sex – thus saving you a heck of a lot of time [...]

Dodo Dildos!

Saturday, July 2nd, 2005

Oh no! The telemarketer from hell is back again and annoying me constantly. This woman just won’t take NO for an answer! I think I’m gonna have to resort to SCREAMING AT HER and hanging up the phone almost immediately! I have to say that in times like this it sucks that I was brought [...]

Elderly Pickup Tactics?

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005

I must have been walking through the mall today with a huge “Talk to me. I’ll be your friend” sign emblazoned on my forehead? For some bizarre reason I had three people – all women of later years – basically start whole “relationships” with me and I can’t for the life of me work out [...]

What The Hell Are Some People Thinking?

Friday, June 17th, 2005

OK, now it’s getting a little weird for me around here at the moment. Strange things are happening and I’m not sure exactly why? My neighbor has serious issues when it comes to the handling of his own dog. I’ve talked about one particular issue here in the past which was quite an event – [...]